once upon a time there was a party
there were going to be three different kinds of magnums there
said a boy in the doctor's waiting room

'managing expectations'

(2011) yule log
(2012) chocolate log
(2013) mini roll
(2014) ?????

and when you say 'the illuminati exists', does it mean the same as when i say 'the illuminati exists'

louis theroux 1995 tie dye
things you can do at University

don't consume 500 calories worth of chocolate fingers because it will make you feel sad. and don't
'fREshers, are you feeling fRESH tonite'
don't feel fresh, feel stale, like, for example, something metaphorical and bad
'reduced aisle of sainsburys local'
and what i have learned is that when you're playing ring of fire, don't break the 'ring of fire', although they never told you that to start with
'it's a given'

what's the biggest number
one million trillion

daytime

lately the trees are orange. i walked to costcutter. costcutter is bad. then i walked to londis. londis is less bad. you can buy a SuperValu teramisu at londis. i learned that on holiday. on holiday it was george michael on the telly. it was the olympics. now it is not the olympics. no more running. everyone has a tummyache so that's why. the end.

the rain is doing powerpoint slide gradients on my shoes

hi a lot (anyone) sorry for bad typing for a long time some things which are things have happened/are doing happening

i am doing moving to university on saturday
wait no if you write it then it's real

university time
for university i have been buying jumpers mainly and having a stomach ache
in frankenstein it is sad because frankenstein makes frankenstein and then has an anxiety attack and then every person is sad

'news'
my dad bought 2 cds of queen the band from a record shop that he is doing calling 'the cave' for all of the time, it is mainly because it has got a bit of a 'damp atmosphere' but except for literally and 1x box of sean paul records and 1x poster of thin lizzy which is on the wall and a2 maybe
it has got a mirror with a silhouette of abba on
the silhouette is black
'monochrome'

food network
wish u were here

supervalue

lynmouth, devon